My hair is better than yours!

“My hair is better than yours.” I said.
“No way, my hair is better.” replied Billy.
“Well mine is brown, way better than blonde.” I yelled.
“No, blonde is way better than brown.” Billy said.
“No brown is better and anyways, my long is hair is better than your short hair.” I replied.
“Ya right, short hair is much cooler. “ Billy said.
“I don’t think so buddy, girls like long hair way more.” I yelled back.
“Are you kidding me, they like short way more.” Billy replied.
“I don’t think so, anyways your curly hair is stupid.” I yelled.
“No way is curly hair way cooler than your wavy hair.” Billy said.
“Well at least I don’t have lice in my hair.”I said with a grin on my face.
“No I don’t you liar!” Billy yelled.
“I don’t lie; you know you do just admit it!” I said.
“I will never admit it because it’s not true!” Billy said.
“Well thin hair is way better than your thick hair.” Billy said.
“You’re a funny boy, thick is way cooler these days.” I replied.
“This is never going to end.” Billy yelled in sadness.
“I agree” I said.
“We will finish another time.” I said.

We both walked away in sadness that nobody could really finish this battle about who’s hair is really but I don’t care because I will always know my hair is much better than Billy’s. As we were both walking away I turned around and shouted

“ My will always be better.”