I was sitting in Burger King, I just ate but I was craving a triple whopper. This guy a couple of tables in front of me had a triple whopper. I was glaring at this guy's triple whopper for about 5 minutes, it looked like the most outstanding burger ive ever seen. All of a sudden the guy got up and went to get a pop from the pop machine in the back of the store. I waited until he wasnt looking at me the i decided to myself im going to go for it.
I licked my lips, stood up and then dropped to the ground. I slithered over to the guys chair as silent as a mouse. I got up on to his chair unoticed and took one good look at the delicious looking burger and gobbled it down in one bite, it was the most delicious piece of food I have ever tasted. The guy returned from getting his pop and noticed that i had aten his triple whopper. He was very upset and angry at me.
I told him " It's a triple whopper at Burger King, eat like a snake!"
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